#1 I’VE GOT GOURDS 52 VOTES
While on a shopping spree
At a local garden store
I found a pack of seeds
For bushel basket gourds.
My hubby thought me nuts
I planted anyway
And soon the vines did creep
O’er barn and loft and hay.
I’ve got gourds,
I’ve got gourds
Monstrous, that they are!
Taking over yard and field
Look, now they’re in my car!
I’ve got gourds,
I’ve got gourds
Coming out my ears
Looks like I’ll be making crafts
For many, many years.
They’re hanging up to dry
Where the critters cannot munch
The old barn’s getting full
There sure are quite a bunch.
I’ve learned my lesson well
No more gourd seeds will I buy
There are enough to last
Till two thousand ninety-five.
I’ve got gourds,
I’ve got gourds
Monstrous, that they are!
Taking over yard and field
Hey, give me back my car!
I’ve got gourds,
I’ve got gourds
Coming out my ears
Looks like I’ll be making crafts
For many, many years.
Barb